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Joke of the Day
"Cricket Australia. Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs."
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"Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries"
"I just like to sleep naked... The flight attendant could have been a bit more understanding."
"Never trust anybody who has graph paper. They're always plotting something."
"*walks in house wearing a large neck brace* oh no, what happened? ""my earbud cord got caught on a chair while I was walking"""
"Lame number joke: Why is 8 scared of 7? Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?"
"Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet."
"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome."
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste."
"People need to learn how to record their name on a voicemail system. ""You have one new voicemail from... *heavy breathing* Toooooooddddd"""