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Joke of the Day

"Cricket Australia. Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs."

"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus"

"What is the definition of a Barbarian? It's someone who cuts hair in a library."

"What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles? The Pro-lease department"

"Why do they call it the wonder bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went."

"Origami You never realise how good you are at it until your toilet paper starts running out"

"I really would love to see two mimes arguing"

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"There are only 3 types of redditors... Those that post,"

"I think my neighbor makes tennis supplies for the very tall... Because every night I can hear him making a giant racket."