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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a coffee sad? You mocha..."

"A guy goes to a record store to pick up a Meshuggah CD... but he can't because it's too heavy."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? I hear it's fucking in tents."

"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."

"Who did the chickens vote for president? Baraaaaaak Obama"

"So a scientist working the Large Hadron Collider lied on some lab reports He's a real Higgs Boso"

"I lost my grandmother last weekend. Seriously, I lost her. If you have seen her around please let me know."

"I wonder who plays the ""famous rich guy who can relate to poor people"" on the AT&T; commercials at Luke Wilson's house?"

"Denied candy because I ""didn't wear red"". Kicked out of the office because I ""didn't wear pants"". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules."

"Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!"