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Joke of the Day
"People who say ""Don't shit where you eat"" have clearly never heard of Chipotle"
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"The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy. ........But there was a mis-conception."
"What did they do with the Crazy 8's? They put it in Solitaire confinement."
"A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doctor tells him he has a Cataract. That Chinese man says ""no, I have a BMW""."
"My new thesaurus is truly awful! I honestly have no words to describe how angry I am!"
"I'M POOPING MY PANTS I MEAN I'M PUKING MY PANTS I MEAN I'M PEEING MY PANTS I REALLY DONT WANT THESE PANTS ANYMORE."
"I said ""Candyman"" 5 times into the bathroom mirror and sure enough some woman came out of the stall and screamed at me for being in there."
"1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !"
"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"