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Joke of the Day

"I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke."

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"Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway? Because there's a parrot on the shoulder."
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"Did you see the results of the swimming competition at Lake Gennesaret? Jesus won in a walkover."