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Joke of the Day

"My uncle Died after having a stroke... right as he came he had a heart attack."

"It's a good thing Maradona isn't still playing. Who knows what he'd do when the ref sprays that white line on the pitch."

"music joke As the Cellist in our string quartet, i can't help but feel the other musicians are looking down on me. sorry about that, i will just be getting my coat."

"If I was a detective, my main suspect would always be the person who returns to the scene of the crime AND is eating a Klondike bar."

"I told a chemistry joke once but there was no reaction"

"Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'"

"11 was a race horse 11 was 12 11 1 1 race 12 1 1 2"

"Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece."

"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."

"I was sitting on a bus in Thailand across from a beautiful young lady. My shorts were a little tight and I was thinking, don't get a boner, don't get a boner... But she did."