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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."

"Doctor told me I'm getting overweight Crap I thought eating disorder was bad enough!"

"Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard."

"[Bad] Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu? The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)"

"What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor."

"My math teacher from highschool thought she was so smart and intelligent yet when I graduated, she was still in highschool."

"What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource? A sunny day."

"May the bards singeth this song henceforth on the 31st of August Oh my god its a happening My balls I am a grappling A tree grown from a sapling On the day that was the fappening"

"I remember my marriage like I remember yesterday Wait, what happened yesterday?"

"A giraffe walks into a bar... The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, ""what's that lyin over there."" And someone replies, ""that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."""