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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a Wookiee? Someone who doesn't have any expewience"
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"What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner? The cold shoulder"
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? A strongly worded reprimand from the university's board of regents, and an immediate withdrawal of your funding."
"TIL that FDR was the first sitting President to travel by airplane Maybe tomorrow I'll learn who the first standing President to travel by airplane was!"
"When I awoke from the car accident in a full bodycast, my wife was right at my bedside to let me know that childbirth is still more painful."
"Cheer up you won't be single forever. One day you'll die"
"I like my logic like I like my logic... Circular."
"What is the definition of disappointment? Running into wall with a boner and breaking your nose."
"What is a horse's favorite condiment? MayoNEIGHS"
"I asked my friend what he does for a living. He said, ""I cut the arse off a cow and cook it."" At least he's making ends meet."