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Joke of the Day

"[meeting] DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI PRODUCER: Yes! D: A huge cast P: Agreed! D: Realistic family photos P: We don't have the budget"

"I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe, the pass button stops working"

"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."

"What s a Muslim s favorite cologne? GERMANY!!!!"

"Menbership (n): the fact of being a member of the Old Boys club."

"A Bostonian is walking down the street when... A pirate jumps out in front of him and screams ""Arrr!!!"" To which the Bostonian screams back ""Ahhhhhh!"""

"They constantly call trump a white supremacist, but how can he be that when he's not even white himself? He is orange."

"What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !"

"When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be? Penny Bruce"

"A guy calls 911 Guy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Guy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Guy: The ugly one is winning."