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Joke of the Day
"What disease do Spartans get the most? Leon-itis."
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"My grandmother got my grandfather new pants and I asked him how they fit. He said, ""Like a cheap castle."" I said I was confused. He then explained, ""No ballroom."""
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"Made it to the level of old where I turned down a beer so it wouldn't mess with the aftertaste of the milkshake I just had."
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"i think when there's a new viral thing and instead of checking it out you're like ""eh who cares i bet it's dumb"" that's Internet Adulthood"
"I saw a guy with down syndrome buying a pair of jeans today. I thought to myself, ""What a greedy bastard, haven't you got enough already?"""
"I'm Going To Hell For This"
"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."
"This is not a joke. All of the jokes here suck and or are reposts."