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Joke of the Day
"What are Jews better at that anyone else? Concentration"
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"18: You & I are getting fat bec. u cook so damn good! IT'S.ALL.YOUR.FAULT! I was insulted, complimented, then scolded in under 2.5 seconds."
"When Egypt had no internet, it was called Gypt."