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Joke of the Day
"We've all butt-dialed someone. But have you ever butt-married someone? Coming this fall on TBS..."
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"""At some point"" is my favorite time to meet up with people."
"What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other? Fetus"
"It's like my whole life is just one horrendous karaoke song choice after another."
"[Interview] ""Describe yourself in one word."" Me: Lethargic."
"Did you hear about the girl who went on a date with a cannibal? I hear he ate her pussy."
"Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??"
"Did you know that timing is the secret to great comedy? Like a head phone jack is the secret to a great phone."
"It's raining men because the aliens are returning the abductees in the most compelling way possible."
"If the guy behind me stands any closer I'm going to go in for a hug."