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Joke of the Day
"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"
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"How do snowmen get around? By icicle."
"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"
"Chinese takeout My wife has been angry at me all night for bringing her six bowls of soup back from the local Chinese restaurant. I don't know what her deal is, she very clearly asked for wanton soup."
"Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding... The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place."
"How does a psychic open a bag of chips? They Tarot."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? No, he's on first. **I totally just thought of this, where do I go to collect my money?** *Edit: spelling"
"If a king runs a kingdom and an emporer runs an empire. Who's about to run this country? Yea that"
"What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?"
"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."