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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? One of them doesn't throw a fit when triggered."

"4yo: I want to play squirt guns Me: You mean when you squirt me all day and laugh, and if I squirt you, you cry? 4yo: YES Me: Okay, let's go"

"Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."

"Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !"

"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"

"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that but it's also terrible."

"What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair"

"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend"

"What do you call a four-legged significant other? Dear"

"How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!"