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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra."
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"Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, ""Are you taking a video?"""
"How do make a car top? 'Tep on the brake 'tupid."
"I like my cars how I like my women Asian and dirty."
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"What's E.T. short for? Because he has wee legs"