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"My grandfather drowned in varnish recently. A horrible way to go, but a lovely finish."
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"When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said... ""make it sew."""
"I've never grabbed less than fifteen napkins."
"What drove the British mystery fan insane? He lost his Marples."
"What do you call two siblings that take your money? Fine brothers"
"My wife just gave me that come hither look and when I come hithered she pointed to the trash"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber He had Loco motives"
"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."
"How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!"