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Joke of the Day

"what's it called when a duck farfs? A butt quack. Hahahahha I'm funny ..."

"My problem with profanity is that..... It's mother fucking dusgusting"

"I have a step ladder its a nice ladder, but I wish I knew my real ladder."

"(-i)^2=-1. Moral: If you fiddle with imaginary problems too much, shit's gonna get real."

"Me: [to cat] HEY! GET YOUR PAW OUTTA THAT FISH TANK, MISTER. Fish: [holding the cat's paw] Ignore himhe'll never understand love."

"My friend handed me broken scissors... I told him this isn't going to cut it."

"Me: Thank you! Cashier: You have a good one! Me: That's the rumor! Cashier: ..."

"That uneasy moment when your one night stand thinks otherwise and is anticipating you to change your relationship status."

"What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables? Just beet it"

"My wife wanted one of those ""unique"" names for our son. So we named him Jason The 'J' sounds like 'Th'. The ""ason"" is silent. You add ""omas"" on the end."