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Joke of the Day
"I'm watching this movie where Johnny Depp plays this wierd guy. I'm watching 13 movies."
Next Joke
"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."
"What is the difference between a Mother and Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so."
"Are you a beaver? Cuz dam."
"""Is Phil coming tonight?"" ""Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*"
"What's the biggest Jewish conundrum? Free Bacon!"
"M'lady, What is the most beautiful thing in the world? Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?"
"It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you eat with that..."