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Joke of the Day

"M'lady, What is the most beautiful thing in the world? Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?"

"Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling."

"Why did Hitler need to get a new car? His was Stalin."

"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (Slightly NSFW) A lick-a-lot-a-puss."

"How do trees get onto the internet they log in"

"Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them."

"I just 'borrowed' $20 from my teenage daughter. She's such an idiot."

"I looked up ""cock"" in the dictionary... It says ""the male of the domestic fowl or chicken"". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken."

"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."