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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you eat with that..."
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"Trains delayed due to: - Wrong kind of sun - Ominous cloud - Slightly damp leaf - Chilly track - Suspicious gravel - Sarcastic swan"
"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"
"Colonel Mustard invited me to the library to check out his candlestick collection, but I dunno... I got a bad feeling."
"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."
"A boy walks into confession.... a short commotion later the lad limps back out"
"Ever since the wife and I bought a water bed, we've drifted apart."
"""More people are killed by toasters than sharks"". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? Every once in a while a Canoe would tip."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino"