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Joke of the Day

"It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."

"You aren't supposed to strip during Zumba. Apparently."

"I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread yesterday.. Then I realised it said ""thick cut""!"

"Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."

"When my toddlers ask where mommy is, I explain that she's gone to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym."

"Hey now, you're a rock star, get your game on, Go plaaaay Hey now, you're potato, get your tate on, Po taaaate"

"Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes. But they're a solid #2."

"Where are average things manufactured? The Satisfactory"

"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."

"Fact - If you add ""ish"" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything"