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Joke of the Day

"I'd Like to Make A Pun About Weed, But... I don't want to be blunt about it"

"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"

"Whew, good thing there's a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we'd be in real trouble."

"Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten"

"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven..."

"Will reddit let me get by with this one? What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt."

"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"

"After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds. Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo."

"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."

"Math puns... ... are a sure sine that you are going crazy."