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Joke of the Day

"So you're in bed... So you're in bed with a hot girl to the right side of you and a gay man to the left of you. Who would you turn to face? be careful with whom you chose"

"Why does a dog? Why does a dog lick its butt? To get the taste of dog food out of its mouth."

"If the final comments of your speech last 45 minutes, please don't preface them with ""and lastly""."

"Vampires love tea... A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says ""I thought you only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea""!"

"What do you call a black priest? ...holy shit im not racists or anything"

"What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? A Hillbilly"

"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke about Muhammad? Terrorists can't take a joke about Muhammad."

"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."

"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."

"Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler? Darth Vader is Luke's dad."