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Joke of the Day
"Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler? Darth Vader is Luke's dad."
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"Jokes from a college student. How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow."
"What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure."
"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"
"Which is heavier, a coin or a ship? Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!"
"*brings whipped cream to bed* Husband: Ohh, are we trying something new? Me: Will you hold this pumpkin pie while I get comfortable?"
"If my iPod doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the river. It can either sync or swim."
"What do you call a black girl under age 30 named Sarah? Identity thief."
"What does a suicidal multiple personality say every morning? If I don't kill myself soon, I will!"
"How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? ""Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."""