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"What does Batman do with all his spare money? He makes it wayne"
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"""Give it to me!"" she said, ""I'm so fcuking wet, give it to me right now!"" And I replied, ""Fcuk you, it's my umbrella!"
"Me: *being hauled on a stretcher into an ambulance* Shotgun! EMT: dude your gonna die if you si- Driver: dammit Dave, he called shotgun"
"What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7? I'm not scared when the bull charges"
"How much space is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible."
"TL; DR: Action hero references Oedipus Die Hard's John McClane and his catchphrase . . ."
"what did they call the hooker who only slept with vegetarians? a herbiwhore"
"What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse? Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!"
"There are two kind of women in this world. Those who get mad about everything, and those who get mad about nothing."
"Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries."