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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat alien? An extra-cholesterol. ...I'm so sorry."
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"Have you ever heard the saying... ...come here and sit on my lap and let's see what pops up?"
"I went swimming the other day and nearly drowned. 2 families were there to pull me out. The Smith family and the Ball family. Luckily I was pulled out by the Smiths I went swimming the other day..."
"My favourite joke when I was 9. ""Doctor, doctor, I feel like a row of theatres"" ""Did it happen suddenly?"" ""No, it came on in stages"""
"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"
"So this guy comes into a bar... no, wait - it was a horse. So this guy comes into a horse...."
"if ur sad abowt not havin an valentien on valentienz day remembr dat sum ppl do'nt hav an patrik on st patriks day"
"So, two muffins are sitting in an oven.... So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other, ""Man, its hot in here."" The other muffin replied, ""OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Two cannibals, father and son, catch a blonde The son ""Dad, will we take her home and eat her?"" Dad ""No, we will take her home and eat your mom."""
"How do you practice eating out a black woman? Steel wool and mayonnaise"