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Joke of the Day
"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam"
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"Uh oh, happy facebook newlywed, your husband just created a twitter account."
"What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids? A genie."
"A man runs out of a forest and into a bar, yelling: the squirrels are after me, they think I'm nuts!"
"I married a Jewish girl... It was the best career move I ever made."
"Apparently someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds in London Poor guy"
"Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music."
"""Ed's Plumbing"" Hi I think an engagement ring is stuck in my toilet ""ok when did your lady drop-"" She didn't ""Sir?"" I hid it in her dessert"
"What does a North Korean ricochet sound like? PYONG! YANG!"
"Why are men like blenders? You need one but you're not quite sure why."