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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea."
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"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."
"What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish? Stealhead!"
"People who say ""in and of itself"" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world."
"How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight? Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"[cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*"
"So I read this book about a camping trip, It was really intents... I'll see myself out."
"Y'all notice how Tumblr is full of people blogging about guns? Seems like every other blog has a 'Trigger Warning.'"
"A blonde women just found out some frightening statistics... She was just informed that over 90% of car accidents happen within 10 miles of the persons house. So she moved."
"Somebody told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall."" I said maybe"