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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea."
Next Joke
"I came back from holiday in India with a really heavy case of diarrhea... ...but they wouldn't let me take it through customs."
"My best friend just ask me to be her maid of honor. What did I ever do to her???"
"Vulnerability is the last thing I want you to see in me, and the first thing I look for in you."
"Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible."
"/r/Jokes is broken"
"Slap bass For when you need practice but your wife isn't around."
"What does American beer have in common with making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters"
"What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!"