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Joke of the Day

"So Goldilocks is casing the bears' house, figuring she can heist their stash of crystal meth, when all of a sudden ... . . . Andrew Dice Clay sticks his head in the door and says ..."

"I failed my drivers license test I didn't want to start the car. When the instructor asked why I said it was illegal to test and drive."

"Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine? The Crimea River"

"i made a joke about /r/jokes mods [Removed]"

"After Usain Bolt retires, he'll move to Iran."

"Facebook is down, so don't say prayer doesn't work."

"My bank says my password isn't strong enough. Did it ever stop and think that my password has a lot going on right now?"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."

"What did the Texas sheriff say about the black guy who was shot 15 times? ""Worse case of suicide I ever saw."""

"If Mississippi lost her New Jersey what would Delaware? Idaho, Alaska"