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Joke of the Day
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
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"Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: *sips beer Cop: That was stupid. Me: So was your question."
"Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?"
"If Trump wins the election, Mexicans be like.. [removed]"
"The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit."
"I love children, especially when they cry and someone takes them away."
"Donald Trump walks into a Mexican Bar."
"What is a grateful person's favorite number/letter combination? 10Q!"
"What was Hitler's favorite kind of juice? Concentrated."
"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."