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Joke of the Day
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
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"There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink? Designated Drivers."
"What is nasal sex? Fuck nose"
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Its hips."
"Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread."
"I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it."
"You know what I have found always kills the mood? The noise from a rape alarm"
"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as ""The Peas"". And now they are The ......... Peas"
"Q: How do you make any watch a stopwatch? A: Don't wind it."
"WIFE: Shouldn't you be at work? ME: I took care of it. BOSS: [to the cardboard cutout of Shaq with my face glued on it] Nice work today."