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Joke of the Day
"I heard about a robot that beat a man. He was charged with battery."
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"i wish i could grow a burrito in my backyard. what if blades of grass were mini burritos. i could make a bed out of mini burritos."
"Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs? Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over."
"Asian women like riding short yellow *buses*. AKA asian dick."
"I am so much angry!!! I just might go Super Saiyan!!!"
"What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole."
"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""
"I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, ""The gas, electric, and cable ones"""
"What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent."
"Why doesn't, ""I have a headache!"" work for when I don't want to mow the yard?"