199023

Joke of the Day

"Asian women like riding short yellow *buses*. AKA asian dick."

"Whoever decided on spelling ""biscuit"" really needs to get their shuit together."

"Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest."

"Wanna hear a joke about cats? I'm just kitten.."

"A Texas woman found a snake head in a bag of green beans. Meaning someone will be finding a bean in their bag of snake heads."

"jesus could get on twitter and be like ""fear not, child. i know for a fact that your going to heaven!"" and someone would be like ""you're""."

"Smokey: ""Only you can prevent forest fires"" Me: HOLY SHIT A TALKING BEAR"

"They're demanding figgy pudding. They won't go until they get some. What do I do? Call the cops? I'm calling the cops."

"Yo momma so stupid She went into a round room and tried to take a shit in the corner."

"What does a memelord put on his sandwich? L-mayo"