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Joke of the Day

"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""

"What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere"

"A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO"

"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. Now I realize... It's getting back at someone."

"#presidentfacts Barack Obama is the first president in nearly 80 years to choose a water type as his starting Pokemon"

"Whats the difference between a dirts bus stop and a crab with big boobs? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Where do poor meatballs live? The Spaghetto."

"Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a ""holiday"" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica."

"My deity ignored my prayers today. The sacrifice was a disaster. First, I didn't have the correct incantation, and then the goat knocked over the candles. I guess two wrongs don't make a rite."