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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent."
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"I ordered at a Reddit Deli I messed up and ordered the wrong sub."
"What did the snail on the turtles back say? WEEEEEEEEEE!"
"""Just because you Can't dance, doesn't mean you Shouldn't dance."" Alcohol."
"""Um excuse me, my eyes are up here. And here. And here, here, here, here, and here."" - spider with big tits"
"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? The number of followers"
"Winston and a Cat What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat? One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl."
"How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening? Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes."
"I went to the movies yesterday, and I met the most insensitive homophobe there I mean, just the mere sight of me masturbating sent him off on a rant about ""morals"" and ""his children"" and ""security""."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian tells him... ""Fuck off you won't bring it back"""