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Joke of the Day

"whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work"

"Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers... It's not very effective."

"4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It's SFW btw."

"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked."

"Strip clubs should make the strippers wear garlic scented perfumes so when I come home I can tell my gf I was at an Italian restaurant."

"How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"Tweets that proclaim ""your a idiot"" never fail to delight me."

"How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches? On rye on rye on rye."

"Once there was a man who never left his home. .......Don't get it? . Well, it *is* an **inside joke.**"

"Two peanuts walk into a really rough bar Unfortunately, one was a salted"