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Joke of the Day

"Once there was a man who never left his home. .......Don't get it? . Well, it *is* an **inside joke.**"

"Describe yourself in one word Bad at describing myself with one word."

"I like to nickname my penis Buzz Lightyear Because he likes to travel to the star and beyond"

"Hello! my name is Linus Q: What do you call a person who has lost all hope? ------------------------------------------------------------- A: Linus"

"Why did the lettuce get arrested? ...for disturbing the peas!"

"The French cow says MEUX..."

"Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat."

"I have a serious inflation fetish... So I moved to zimbabwe."

"The inventor of predictive text has died... His funfair will be hello on Sundial."

"What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own? A hue man."