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Joke of the Day

"Once there was a man who never left his home. .......Don't get it? . Well, it *is* an **inside joke.**"

"I went to the zoo.. I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog. It was a shitzu."

"Racing car drivers The only profession where you are considered successful if you've had a checkered career."

"I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book."

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club."

"You know what cats don't like? Blow dryers. You know what's funny? Pointing your blow dryer at your cat. Anyway, I lost an eye today."

"What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor? Beef on WIC"

"Did you hear that great joke about Schrodinger's cat?"

"Democrats must be so thirsty Cause of all the salt."

"I told my girlfriend to make a sextape together. She agreed. It became a vine"