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Joke of the Day

"Strip clubs should make the strippers wear garlic scented perfumes so when I come home I can tell my gf I was at an Italian restaurant."

"Don't get cute with the live version of your song. We like the one on the album."

"do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?"

"Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D)"

"What do you call a banker who is also a skilled fisherman? A loanely master-baiter."

"What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay"

"Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you're wrong & Raphael isn't the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it."

"What did the Pie say when he failed a math test? ""How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"""

"Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES."

"Is onamonapia.... umderstood by deaf people?"