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Joke of the Day

"Tweets that proclaim ""your a idiot"" never fail to delight me."

"i dont care what anyone says, i dont have a follow up statement i just dont care what anyone says."

"I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble."

"I keep a No. 2 pencil in my pocket just in case motherfuckers wanna test me."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."

"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."

"I listen to your prayers, but only to correct their grammar."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."

"Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?"