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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part of being a paedophile? It's hard to fit in."
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"I rely too much on Outlook. My calendar has ""leave work"" at 6, ""brush teeth"" tonight at 11, and a ""blink"" alert recurring every 2.5 seconds."
"What do you call that useless skin around the penis? A man...."
"What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common? They're both old."
"I always heard that if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. But now you're telling me that babies don't like it?"
"Is anyone here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes. Jeoff: Yeos."
"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said ""thanks"", I said ""don't mention it"""
"What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub? Gorillas in the mist"
"What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases? Chronic delays."