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Joke of the Day
"What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases? Chronic delays."
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"Helium Walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender says sorry we don,t server noble gases here He Doesnt React"
"Why is E the only good letter? Because every other letter is not E!"
"Three Roads To Ruin There are three roads to Ruin - Women, Gambling and Consultants. Women are the nicest, Gambling is the quickest but Consultants are the surest!"
"Women are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped."
"My phone changed 'loud' to 'logs' so I ""laughed out logs"" at a friend's joke. I mean, I did poop a little, BUT HOW DID MY PHONE KNOW?"
"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pi*sed. Not my fault they don't have Windows."
"My website wouldn't show up, so i had to reload it you can say it was pretty refreshing"
"Isn't it annoying when someone sits next to you in an empty cinema? I didn't think so but that's what my new best friend is telling security"
"Hey Jerry Sandusky! What's the best thing about sex with twenty nine year olds? There's twenty of them!"