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Joke of the Day
"Is anyone here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes. Jeoff: Yeos."
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"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."
"Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP."
"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."
"Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad. Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*"
"Whats the worst thing about the deaf women being raped She didn't hear them cumming"
"u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset"
"What do you get when there is an inconsiderate weather phenomena at an EDM concert in Dubai? Darude Sandstorm."
"My best joke Cloid"
"The only thing I know about Downton Abbey is that everyone looks as if they smell like the bottom of my Nana's purse."