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Joke of the Day

"I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree... I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van."

"Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? to *whom*."

"What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf? It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her."

"What Did The Sushi Say To The Bee? Wassup bee"

"I got in a car accident with a guy with a premature ejaculation problem I swear he came out of no where"

"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"

"Apple is hiring McDonald's employees.... .....Do you want a Dongle with that?"

"Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math? because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes..."

"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."

"Ladies, as you enter this day, remember that one chubby arm photo is going to cancel out the thirty you carefully took of your collar bone."