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Joke of the Day

"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"

"I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster."

"RT if you just read Facebook for the ads"

"Have a girl that everyone else dreams about, but don't dream about a girl that everyone else has."

"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."

"If you need a distraction from the election there is a new American reality TV series starting soon. It's called The White House. Apparently the lead actor has been given a 4 season contract."

"Monogamy First, do no harem."

"Hey babe i wanted to marry you but i had to ask your dad first and he said yes so i guess i'm marrying your dad"

"Smokey the Bear just told me that only *I* could prevent forest fires. This is a lot of pressure, people."

"Asian gangs, also known as study groups.."