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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue"

"How do you confuse a retard? Say ""purple""."

"What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"What is the first sign of AIDS? Sharp pounding sensation in your ass."

"My ex bf called me today. I answered by screaming ""HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!"" and hung up. Should make him wonder a lil bit."

"what did the angry German man say when he was asked to count to 10? NEIN!!!"

"a PS4 and XBOX One get shot the ambulance comes WII U WII U WII U"

"Growing up my mom told me... I could be anybody I wanted to. Turns out this is called identity theft."

"I am not a fan of dad jokes. ""Hi, Notafanofdadjokes, I'm Dad."""

"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."