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Joke of the Day

"If the emoji I wanna text is not in the ""recently used,"" you may have to wait 3 days till I find it."

"You know what I find odd? Every other number"

"I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia... Because she's my Golden Girl."

"What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon? dis counts!!"

"A deaf couple decide they want to break up... Boy: Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: They went their separate ways and never heard from eachother again."

"What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry? [OC] Cantaloupes."

"What's half a joke look like?"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything"

"With my luck, I could jump in a barrel full of titties.... ...and come out sucking my thumb."

"What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly."