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Joke of the Day
"How much did Harambe drink in the bar? Just a couple of shots"
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"How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. ""You're welcome. """
"What do you call dirty white underwear? Stained glass."
"Black Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper? They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao"
"Customer: Waiter this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good we love repeat business."
"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."
"Body language can be so subtle that only an intuitive person can read your mood. Body slams, I have found, are far more direct."
"Q: Why did the bear run around his bed? A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep."
"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."
"What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? Juan more time!"