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Joke of the Day
"If you don't like my opinion of you improve yourself!"
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"I wasn't a fan of my facial hair at first.. But then it grew on me..."
"TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation. It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers."
"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."
"I was reading a book on antigravity. I couldn't put it down."
"Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children."
"My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this."
"Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic."
"Two women are gardening when one pulls up a huge carrot, she says ""this reminds me of my husband"" and the other woman says, ""that big?"" and the first one says ""No, that dirty."""
"Particles make up everything! Fucking liars."