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Joke of the Day
"If you have an Oculus Rift... Then you're Luckey."
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"How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"
"Ugh: I hid three dozen raw eggs in the house last night after taking Ambien and now I can't find them."
"The doctor asked me if I was having trouble getting an erection.. I said, getting one is not my problem it's finding someone to give it to."
"The NSA is to blame for obesity in The United States. Because the camera ads 10 pounds."
"It's impossible to ruin our friendship with sex. It was ruined the moment you called it a friendship."
"me: it's too hot *opens window* *in comes 305430 flies, 43866 spiders, 91193 moths, a serial killer, a paedophile and a burglar* (HELP)"
"A big thank you to whoever spraypainted ""KARATE"" on the side of my truck. Cops are scared to give me tickets now."
"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"
"How my day went today 1. Woke up 2. Went to work 3. Saw hot girl 4. Kissed the girl Too bad it happened in the order 2,3,4,1."