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Joke of the Day
"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."
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"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground."
"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."
"How do lesbians celebrate special occasions? They eat out."
"Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes"
"Instagram couldn't complete your request at this time because nobody cares about your Sunday brunch."
"You know your getting old when you drop something on the floor and instead picking it right back up, you just stare at it for a min or two..."
"A black guy and a white guy were playing basketball in a jail. The black guy won. Do you want to know why? The black guy had home advantage. IM NOT A RACIST, PLS SENPAIS"
"First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules."
"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"