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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a knock-knock joke? Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock."
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"Waiter this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir thats because it was only ground this morning."
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"[my funeral] PRIEST: dearly beloved... *respectful silence from guests* PRIEST: ...and steve ME FROM INSIDE COFFIN: lmao get roasted steve"