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Joke of the Day
"No officer, Vodka and I were hanging out and this car decided to join us."
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"Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody's looking."
"""I know exactly how you feel."" *staring at a deflated giant inflatable snowman"
"Yo momma's so fat... LIGO detected her gravitational wave."
"So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell ""Offensive Jokes"" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL How do you titty fuck a 7 year old? *Snap her shoulders.*"
"How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? ""I just need some space."""
"When's sex not work? When it's for play."
"Last night I dreamed the oceans were made of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea."
"turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven"
"Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger"